L'Affaire Carthon, c'est fini

And I think we can all be thankful for that ... so long as the new offensive game plan does not treat "establishing the run" the way married, 30-something males treat Scarlett Johansson's bodacious cans. Which is to say that said establishment is treated as worthy of worship and droolery.

Although in the latter case, that may be actually true. Hey, wouldn't this be an excellent spot for a photo of said sexpot starlet right now, wouldn't it? It would, but I know my readers, and they've probably already got that particular Google images page bookmarked.